The Dick Suckers: The Horny PA – Riley Nixon

True story: Riley Nixon is my PA. PA as in “production assistant”. You might know Riley’s also a performer. As a PA, Riley helps me do all the tasks you probably don’t wanna hear about: everything from helping me set up to legal paperwork to just being on set if any model needs anything at all. One day, after we wrapped, Riley said something along the lines of, “I get really horny watching you create content — and all the lucky girls getting facials makes me jealous!” Always on the lookout for another porno storyline, Riley just invented one! And it’s real! So why not book her and make my horny PA’s fantasy come true?